funny west m'sianss

well, the FAQ below was copied from one of my fren's blog...he is a miri-an. Somehow, i rili feel shameful for some west msians...who are living in the same country with us,yet they don't know anything about us ( East m'sian) , and the worst case is..they use their "wonderful" imagination to imagine our lifestyle n environment. Mostly looking down on us, of course. This rili makes me sad...what i found is, some of them r even more outdated than us, they dunno the world outside from their own state, or even their own hometown....how sad...Well, i would not feel being bullied but instead, i feel pity on them..


Sarawak FAQ
1.hey!u swak ppl live in trees ah?
hmm.. of course, we have orang-utans as butlers as well.they are so well trained.orour houses are so high up on top of the tree that we use elevators

2.u guys got electricity isit?
we get our electricity the environment-friendly way.you see, we get west malaysians who wants tomarry our sons and daughters and ask them torun on this ‘hamster-wheel’ to convert kineticenergy to electricity

3.over ther got wht car?
our cars are made out of bamboo and we use ourfeet as our accelerator … you know like theflintstones?

4.Got road meh?
of course not, the federal goverment is to busyspending its money on you guys!

5.u bidayuh form sulawesi there huh?
i don’t know coz i’m chinese

6.s’wak inside sabah right?
what the f*ck did you guys learn in geographyclass besides finding out which oil well to raid insabah and sarawak?

7.eh,sabah s’wak not the same meh?
about the same, they have hotter, fairer and sexierlooking people compared to west malaysians. everheard of amber chia?

8.Kuching big ha?
kuching can be said to be quite big coz we arethe largest state in malaysia

9.kuching got so many cats la….got, we have siamese cats, persian cats, tabbycats, alley cats, and even some pussies fromsemenanjung

10.Kuching got malay?
kenak ko tanya soalan bodoh kedak ya?

11.s’wak ppl can speak english?
better than you guys. the only english words iheard from my ex-lecturers from west malaysiawere good morning and thank you.

12.Kuching got airport or u use boat go johor..
oh yea we got airports its going to fit a 747 in afew months and oh yea … its not overrun by ratslike say …. KLIA?

13.You guys go to school by sampan?
yea, we even go watch movie by sampan

I am back....

wow... ahha looking at my previous blog...it was posted last yr..hhaaha~just bcoz i m too lazy to type something out....although in my mind i would like to express my things all the time...well well..i had an account here since last yr.bcoz of someone using it too,however..it doesnt mean anything to me anymore.This is also the reason why i m not blogging here all this while. Well well, then why am i writing craps here ler now? this maybe influenced by my frens gua..since cindy n choo suddenly blog something recently..then i m kinda influenced and also mayb i'm too bored here in kk, my lovely hometown. Haiz..this time i come back, rili not going back to kl anymore..quite sad huh...This happens in a sudden anywayz..I didn't know that my family has already made the decision to let me go uk, not until i came back from kl last week. Last last week after my finals, i went for langkawi n penang trip with classmates in Inti, well i could say i din really enjoy it,just dunno y..weird feeling..I din expect this to happen actually. I tot i could have fun during this trip as this might be our last trip...since tat time koini n yvonne are leaving for uk...haha of coz, now i m joining them..sigh! Cindy n me still think that finally this time both of us can appear at the same time..ahaha how nice..who knows? it ended like that...Well , I can't say that it is not fun at all..but i just couldn't enjoy it ..maybe we din organize well, the whole trip was just too tiring...most of the time we were just sitting in the busessss n ferriessss sleeping or doin nothing,by the time we reach the destination, the sky had already turned dark. We could nothing but just check-in to hotel, then everyone was queuing for shower...then after the last person finished his or her shower, most of the population had gone asleep...haha so all in all, our trip was just about...bus,ferry and sleep! yeah....
i m trying real hard to recall the things happened in the whole trip...trying to find out something which rili did make me feel happy..ohya! the first nite in Eastin Hotel..after attending cindy's bday party, we went to Rush which is a disco (well,it is a disco but not pub..since it was too techno!) to have fun...hha i rili had fun there..released my stress n unhappiness there at least...n i was able to "witness" yiner, changhong,yehsze,meiling,lyefang ,koini n choo's dance..well we all did enjoy ahha~~then we went back to hotel room, i wasnt sleepy at all actually although it was already 2-3 am...and the neighbouring room was so happening, bcoz cindy's frens all came in with their beerssss haha~ i wanted to join them, but i was rili afraid that after i got drunk, what would i do? haha dun wanna let them see my ugly actions lar..somemore i just got to know them tat nite...then around 4am, they left. I found that choo n cch were still awake, then i walked over and 38 with them..ahha then yiling joined us also..coz u know lar~she dunno slept from wat time...enuf sleep dy hehe...so we had a nice chat, at least i think it was...to me.haha~
then wat else? erm...oh! dunno the 2nd nite or 3rd nite , in langkawi's hotel...we played a game called mafia...i rili like it~as everyone was so funny ,guessing who is the mafia and kept on arguing about that...then cindy told me a horrible ghost story lar...tat stupid changhong go n switch off the light suddenly, i was rili shocked..sampai my brain suddenly blank bar...si changhong!
then ar..those pulaus we went...i dun think they r nice ..since u know i am a sabahan...surrounded by beaches..n the scenery in those pulaus..rili veryvery breath-taking ar!! damn...i miss pulau..i might b going pulau next week..frens..u guys should come over here and sure i'll bring u there...for free! hehe..
actually there is still lots of things i wanna say...but i think i typed too much..ahha i am 38 mar..undeniable, yet unchangeable...=P
so i will continue the other day~ if there is rili someone who r willing to pay a visit on my blog...hahha at least i know someone is concerning bout me mar...if not i talk to myself meh...k lar....gotta go to sleep now

p/s: just finished watching msia's project superstar grand final...a guy from kuching named John wong chun yen won it...well,u know wat song did he choose to sing in the final?? haha..it's "I love u" = 爱很简单 from my dearie david...while he was singing, i was crying...and why was i crying? hahaa i have no clues on it..sorry...just love the song veryvery much...it brings lots of memories to me...