well, the FAQ below was copied from one of my fren's blog...he is a miri-an. Somehow, i rili feel shameful for some west msians...who are living in the same country with us,yet they don't know anything about us ( East m'sian) , and the worst case is..they use their "wonderful" imagination to imagine our lifestyle n environment. Mostly looking down on us, of course. This rili makes me sad...what i found is, some of them r even more outdated than us, they dunno the world outside from their own state, or even their own hometown....how sad...Well, i would not feel being bullied but instead, i feel pity on them..
Sarawak FAQ
1.hey!u swak ppl live in trees ah?
hmm.. of course, we have orang-utans as butlers as well.they are so well trained.orour houses are so high up on top of the tree that we use elevators
2.u guys got electricity isit?
we get our electricity the environment-friendly way.you see, we get west malaysians who wants tomarry our sons and daughters and ask them torun on this ‘hamster-wheel’ to convert kineticenergy to electricity
3.over ther got wht car?
our cars are made out of bamboo and we use ourfeet as our accelerator … you know like theflintstones?
4.Got road meh?
of course not, the federal goverment is to busyspending its money on you guys!
5.u bidayuh form sulawesi there huh?
i don’t know coz i’m chinese
6.s’wak inside sabah right?
what the f*ck did you guys learn in geographyclass besides finding out which oil well to raid insabah and sarawak?
7.eh,sabah s’wak not the same meh?
about the same, they have hotter, fairer and sexierlooking people compared to west malaysians. everheard of amber chia?
8.Kuching big ha?
kuching can be said to be quite big coz we arethe largest state in malaysia
9.kuching got so many cats la….got, we have siamese cats, persian cats, tabbycats, alley cats, and even some pussies fromsemenanjung
10.Kuching got malay?
kenak ko tanya soalan bodoh kedak ya?
11.s’wak ppl can speak english?
better than you guys. the only english words iheard from my ex-lecturers from west malaysiawere good morning and thank you.
12.Kuching got airport or u use boat go johor..
oh yea we got airports its going to fit a 747 in afew months and oh yea … its not overrun by ratslike say …. KLIA?
13.You guys go to school by sampan?
yea, we even go watch movie by sampan
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